That Kart Part 1 (Joke Kart Fiction)

Yay stupid kart fictions for the win

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One day there was a kart it was kart and kart thing kart wowowowowoowowowoow fuhnejufhnj

And it could talk

Kart: UYSJUHGBCNDSD

TALK

Kart: No

YOU TALKED

Kart: hfbcnshbd

Ok anyways one day the kart decided to talk to K and her friends

K: Ah what a nice day

Gus: I know right

K: Yeah it would be a nice day to mind control someone

Gus: Yeah ha ha-WAIT WHAT

K: I said-

Kart: Hi guys

K and Gus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kart: WAIT NO PLEASE I WANT FRIEND-

* The kart is thrown into Boxwood River*

Kart: ;-;

Please have a moment of silence for kart it died

Kart: No I didn't

WHATEVER I AM SUPPOSED TO MAKE A FUNNY JOKE

Kart: That is not funny

I DON'T CARE

Drew: LOL A KART IS IN THE RIVER

Kart: Hi

Drew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* Drew runs away screaming*

Kart: YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TIRED OF THIS I AM GOING TO START A REBELLION BECAUSE IT DOES COOL THINGS AND MAKES THINGS HAPPEN

To be continued in the next 99999999999809090798079807987987098978 years

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